pre mission statement!

hey everyone:

T. is busy writing our :”Mission Statement”, she’s a gifted writer, but her spelling and grammar are for shite , shite, shite. 

Im L. and also creative and essential to this blog is “X.” who is a male and  the Biggest Fashion Whore in creation. 
& CLC doesn’t know who he is.

But T. worked for her , and Clove gave her an entire years worth of I phone pics and demanded to email what each one ( we are allowed to publish!)( cos believe me she didn’t edit very well, and if it weren’t for my aspirations to be THE Park Avenue Princess of all time , i might very well wonder what the Heck CLC was thinking when she wasn’t deleting!

Makes Heidi Fliess’s little black book look tame… i knew she was discreet, but Page 6 would have 20 field days with this….. However, T.’s far too loyal and CLC is as it turns out even MORE discreet than i would have ever thought, although , like the story of her IQ test results,it is a paradox .

The “Legend” she stole them( Her IQ Test Results) from Juvie, In Oregon, Back in the day, ripped the page from her  file, and now Frames them, and “gifts
” people with a copy. Framed in  Cartier, a xeroxed I. Q. Test!  She was too “modest” to put the copy in her book, but i think there must be 1000 framed Standardized Intelligence Quotient Tests in Manhattan since she moved here full time last summer! 

so …SHE’LL explain what we’re doing and why we’re doing it, CLC warned us we’d get press , I just forgot how SuperFreakFamous she is.

so , until T. is done….. 
I remain L. the Educated One. ( T. is the smart one, X. the evil Queen boy, who we can never disclose) 

Warmly

 L.  ( x. and t.)

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